Welcome to the Galactic Pineapple Initiative, where the most ambitious and slightly-irresponsible scientists have taken the humble pineapple and sent it to the cosmos.
We're currently conducting experiments on pineapple growth in low-gravity environments and testing the effects of zero-G on pineapple flavor profiles.
Our team of experts (and one intern who's really into pineapple) is hard at work on this groundbreaking research.
Learn more about our mission to Phase One: Initial Contact, or Phase Two: Pineapple-Powered Propulsion!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Phase Three: Pineapple-Infested Alien Invasions and see how it all goes wrong.